ROBIN YOU ADORABLE LOSER
Secret code for ‘I’m dropping in via skylight’
Waynes Shot Dead in Alley
City mourns the loss of beloved philanthropists.
In a dark Theater District alley, the lives of Thomas Wayne and his wife, Martha, came to an end. After attending a performance of a popular musical, the couple and their young son took a shortcut through an alley to catch a cab when a masked robber held them at gunpoint. Despite their cooperation, the gunman fired at Martha and Thomas, killing them both, but leaving their son alive to witness the bloody scene.
At 11:13pm last night, 12-year-old Bruce Wayne’s screams of terror caught the attention of concerned citizens. “By the time I got there, he had calmed down,” recounted Katherine Seo, a homeless woman who saw the gruesome spectacle. “He was a lot more composed than I would have been, and trust me, I’ve seen a lot of stuff go down out here.”
Police arrived moments after the shootings and cordoned off the alley. “We are doing everything in our power to track down our suspect and bring this criminal to justice,” Police Commissioner Patrick Brady told the press as forensics specialists covered every square inch of alley space. “If anyone has seen anything or knows someone who did, please contact your local police station immediately.”
As of press time this morning, no witnesses had come forward.
Oh my god, how ghastly! Such caring, generous people - and such a young son too!
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Tetsuya Nomura resisting the urge to cover the Batsuit in belts only just.
I’ll be honest, I really am not digging the wings; they are way too bulky.
COLTON HAYNES DONS ARSENAL’S RED FAUX-LEATHERS FOR ‘ARROW’ SEASON 3
When Colton Haynes joined The CW’s Arrow in season two as Roy Harper, it was only a matter of time before he got gussied up in his best red Arrow cosplay as Arsenal — given that, you know, that’s who Roy Harper is in the comics. I mean, he could have been Speedy or, oh, Red Arrow, I guess, but since Speedy is a daft name and they don’t even want to call the main guy in the show Green Arrow, they kind of have to go with Arsenal, though that’s a rotten codename too. But I digress.
Entertainment Weekly has unveiled the first official look at Colton Haynes in his dark red Robin Hood suit. Doesn’t he look brooding and moody and serious? And isn’t that an awful lot of lacing?
I, for one, am very happy with this. It does make me worry for his arm though.
This sounds pretty cold and professional, but Terry should ask him what he did when the boys did that.
pretty much there are only four types of comic book fans here on tumblr at this point
there are comic book fans in general
there are dc fans
there are marvel fans
and then there are the marvel fans who gotta make everything a competition but pretty much shit talks dc without even having a clue what’s going on with dc and is pretty much being an ignorant shit just to make marvel superior
What about the ones that exist solely to make dick jokes?
I’m prouder of this than I should be
I need so much more of Bruce trolling his son.
Mmmhm. But what about the butt?
Artist Showcase: Matteo Scalera
Ugh, that Terry cover. Best suit ever.
No cape, still cool.
me reading New 52
Please create the Old 52 and make those for us fans who will still part with cash for them.
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Speaking of re-watching Batman and Robin, I figured I’d pick it apart for the
gayest best moments. Here is Bruce chewing out Dick for not ‘thinking straight’ because he is beguiled by Ivy’s pheromones.
'But I am, for the first time in a long time.'
It’s worth noting that Clooney deliberately played Bruce as gay and Schumacher himself is openly homosexual. There is a reason for the Batnipples and codpieces; apparently they were supposed to be anatomically correct and look like Greek statues.
Lots of rubber.
He sets the body on the ground and goes back, and returns with another, and another, and another.
Old Bruce has had the same nightmare for decades, and it isn’t about his parent’s dying either.
I desperately hope Batfleck is going to be a post Jason Batman, because really Jason’s death defines the bat mythos far more than his parents dying ever did. This would make a great dream sequence for Dawn of Justice »
As I sat re-watching the Schumacher Batman films, I wept a little. Both because they are so bad, but also because that signaled the death of Robin within the franchise. As far as films go, we are probably going to have to suffice with Chris O’Donnell for a long time to come.
Not that I mind much, he’s absolutely gorgeous in them.
[And I do like the nod that the Nolanverse eventually gave to Robin.]
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