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28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm the Goddamn Emily with 690 notes

burtsward:

ROBIN YOU ADORABLE LOSER

Secret code for ‘I’m dropping in via skylight’

Tagged: Adam WestBurt Ward

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26th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Gotham Chronicle with 119 notes

gothamchronicle:

Waynes Shot Dead in Alley
City mourns the loss of beloved philanthropists.
In a dark Theater District alley, the lives of Thomas Wayne and his wife, Martha, came to an end. After attending a performance of a popular musical, the couple and their young son took a shortcut through an alley to catch a cab when a masked robber held them at gunpoint. Despite their cooperation, the gunman fired at Martha and Thomas, killing them both, but leaving their son alive to witness the bloody scene.At 11:13pm last night, 12-year-old Bruce Wayne’s screams of terror caught the attention of concerned citizens. “By the time I got there, he had calmed down,” recounted Katherine Seo, a homeless woman who saw the gruesome spectacle. “He was a lot more composed than I would have been, and trust me, I’ve seen a lot of stuff go down out here.”Police arrived moments after the shootings and cordoned off the alley. “We are doing everything in our power to track down our suspect and bring this criminal to justice,” Police Commissioner Patrick Brady told the press as forensics specialists covered every square inch of alley space. “If anyone has seen anything or knows someone who did, please contact your local police station immediately.”As of press time this morning, no witnesses had come forward.

Oh my god, how ghastly! Such caring, generous people - and such a young son too!

gothamchronicle:

Waynes Shot Dead in Alley

City mourns the loss of beloved philanthropists.

In a dark Theater District alley, the lives of Thomas Wayne and his wife, Martha, came to an end. After attending a performance of a popular musical, the couple and their young son took a shortcut through an alley to catch a cab when a masked robber held them at gunpoint. Despite their cooperation, the gunman fired at Martha and Thomas, killing them both, but leaving their son alive to witness the bloody scene.

At 11:13pm last night, 12-year-old Bruce Wayne’s screams of terror caught the attention of concerned citizens. “By the time I got there, he had calmed down,” recounted Katherine Seo, a homeless woman who saw the gruesome spectacle. “He was a lot more composed than I would have been, and trust me, I’ve seen a lot of stuff go down out here.”

Police arrived moments after the shootings and cordoned off the alley. “We are doing everything in our power to track down our suspect and bring this criminal to justice,” Police Commissioner Patrick Brady told the press as forensics specialists covered every square inch of alley space. “If anyone has seen anything or knows someone who did, please contact your local police station immediately.”

As of press time this morning, no witnesses had come forward.

Oh my god, how ghastly! Such caring, generous people - and such a young son too!

Tagged: Thomas and Martha WayneRIP in pieces Waynedudes

26th July 2014

Link with 1 note

Gotham Chronicle →

GO. LOOK AT THIS. IT’S SO GOOD.
You can pretend you are an average Gothamite.

Tagged: Although why you would live in Gotham I don't knowI'd keep a Nightwing journal'Tonight I saw it againbathed in moonlight - the perky curves taunt me'

24th July 2014

Photo with 14 notes

Tetsuya Nomura resisting the urge to cover the Batsuit in belts only just.I’ll be honest, I really am not digging the wings; they are way too bulky.

Tetsuya Nomura resisting the urge to cover the Batsuit in belts only just.
I’ll be honest, I really am not digging the wings; they are way too bulky.

Tagged: What if Batmanhut?That'd be terrible

24th July 2014

Photo reblogged from ComicsAlliance with 60 notes

comicsalliance:

COLTON HAYNES DONS ARSENAL’S RED FAUX-LEATHERS FOR ‘ARROW’ SEASON 3
By Andrew Wheeler
When Colton Haynes joined The CW’s Arrow in season two as Roy Harper, it was only a matter of time before he got gussied up in his best red Arrow cosplay as Arsenal — given that, you know, that’s who Roy Harper is in the comics. I mean, he could have been Speedy or, oh, Red Arrow, I guess, but since Speedy is a daft name and they don’t even want to call the main guy in the show Green Arrow, they kind of have to go with Arsenal, though that’s a rotten codename too. But I digress.
Entertainment Weekly has unveiled the first official look at Colton Haynes in his dark red Robin Hood suit. Doesn’t he look brooding and moody and serious? And isn’t that an awful lot of lacing?
READ MORE

I, for one, am very happy with this. It does make me worry for his arm though.

comicsalliance:

COLTON HAYNES DONS ARSENAL’S RED FAUX-LEATHERS FOR ‘ARROW’ SEASON 3

By Andrew Wheeler

When Colton Haynes joined The CW’s Arrow in season two as Roy Harper, it was only a matter of time before he got gussied up in his best red Arrow cosplay as Arsenal — given that, you know, that’s who Roy Harper is in the comics. I mean, he could have been Speedy or, oh, Red Arrow, I guess, but since Speedy is a daft name and they don’t even want to call the main guy in the show Green Arrow, they kind of have to go with Arsenal, though that’s a rotten codename too. But I digress.

Entertainment Weekly has unveiled the first official look at Colton Haynes in his dark red Robin Hood suit. Doesn’t he look brooding and moody and serious? And isn’t that an awful lot of lacing?

READ MORE

I, for one, am very happy with this. It does make me worry for his arm though.

Tagged: And sobrietyThe real McRoy

24th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Land of Knives and Slumber with 1,474 notes

This sounds pretty cold and professional, but Terry should ask him what he did when the boys did that.

Tagged: There won't be a day I stop wanting another series of BeyondI cry a little every time I think about how under-utilized the setting isAnd how easy it'd be to cast Old BruceAnd how Terry's suit would look in live-action

Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask

24th July 2014

Post reblogged from Birdbutts with 1,581 notes

irisannwest:

pretty much there are only four types of comic book fans here on tumblr at this point

there are comic book fans in general

there are dc fans 

there are marvel fans

and then there are the marvel fans who gotta make everything a competition but pretty much shit talks dc without even having a clue what’s going on with dc and is pretty much being an ignorant shit just to make marvel superior

What about the ones that exist solely to make dick jokes?

Tagged: Although I read loads of different comicsI guess I'm a DC fan

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22nd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Damian Wayne hate club founded by Tim 2014 xoxo with 11,997 notes

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

I need so much more of Bruce trolling his son.

doodlecri:

I’m prouder of this than I should be

I need so much more of Bruce trolling his son.

Tagged: Write more DCMake him sass him into oblivion

Source: doodlecri

17th July 2014

Video with 33 notes

Is it any wonder?

Tagged: TerrifyingTrigger warning: technology

17th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Fluff it like you mean it with 32,646 notes

Nightwing (x)

Mmmhm. But what about the butt?

Tagged: But the buttIf you do not have the dickbuttThen you are anything but Dick

Source: journey-into-comics

14th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Where Cool Comes To Die with 199 notes

more-like-a-justice-league:

Artist Showcase: Matteo Scalera

Ugh, that Terry cover. Best suit ever.
No cape, still cool.

Tagged: Great art tooGood layoutBatman Beyond

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14th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from "I was bear enough." with 4,007 notes

cleromancy:

wouldyouliketoseemymask:

me reading New 52

Please create the Old 52 and make those for us fans who will still part with cash for them.

Tagged: You can...keep doing whatever it is you are doing over thereJust gimme back old BatverseOr a new Batman Beyond cartoon c'mon

Source: wouldyouliketoseemymask

12th July 2014

Photo with 21 notes

Wow, look at all that accuracy.

Wow, look at all that accuracy.

Tagged: CorrectYesTruthBatmanJason - widely regarded as a good fuck

12th July 2014

Photoset with 8 notes

Speaking of re-watching Batman and Robin, I figured I’d pick it apart for the gayest best moments. Here is Bruce chewing out Dick for not ‘thinking straight’ because he is beguiled by Ivy’s pheromones.

'But I am, for the first time in a long time.'

It’s worth noting that Clooney deliberately played Bruce as gay and Schumacher himself is openly homosexual. There is a reason for the Batnipples and codpieces; apparently they were supposed to be anatomically correct and look like Greek statues.
In rubber.
Lots of rubber.

Tagged: Batman and RobinThe best Batman filmWhatever whatever I love it forever

12th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Dick Grayson! with 2,335 notes

disclair:

He sets the body on the ground and goes back, and returns with another, and another, and another. 

Old Bruce has had the same nightmare for decades, and it isn’t about his parent’s dying either.

I desperately hope Batfleck is going to be a post Jason Batman, because really Jason’s death defines the bat mythos far more than his parents dying ever did. This would make a great dream sequence for Dawn of Justice »

As I sat re-watching the Schumacher Batman films, I wept a little. Both because they are so bad, but also because that signaled the death of Robin within the franchise. As far as films go, we are probably going to have to suffice with Chris O’Donnell for a long time to come.

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Not that I mind much, he’s absolutely gorgeous in them.
[And I do like the nod that the Nolanverse eventually gave to Robin.]

Tagged: I do love those films thoughAnd I love the Batman and Robin logoAnd I love that he was basically Nightwing with a capeBatman and Robin

Source: disclair